Since scientific theories surrounding autism can fly as fast an often as planes over my house landing in JFK, Laguardia or Newark, I figured I can post some of my own personal theories to help explain occurances in my daily life:
The chaos theory of multiple children:
The theory that in controlling kids, one child can go it a couple of different directions; two children, a couple dozen; three can go in a couple hundred; and four or more will drive a couple crazy...
A single sock will spawn others...none will match the original descendant...
The difficulty in finding the remote is directly related to the desiralbility of the show...
The amount of time needed to complete a task is inversely proportional to the number of interruptions experienced...
The time to teach a child a task in exponentially larger than the time it takes to do it yourself...
The time available to teach the new task is inversely proprotional to the amount of patience of the parent...the figure of patience inverse to the attention span of the child...
I have literally dozens more, but putting them into a cohesive theory expends energy better used to fight the theory of self regenerating dishes in the sink and the theory of self regenerating dirty laundry...
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
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